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[11:15:03 AM]

Unwilling to lend their good names to the conquerors of HP, Walter Hewlett and David Packerd have chosen to change their last names to "Com" and "Paq", respectively. Needless to say, David's transition will be easier, as he was already widely known and loved as "The Pack Man". Walter's nine year-old grand neice -- nicknamed "Dot" -- laughed that she'll be "Dot Com" now.
It's absolutely untrue that Carly Fiorina will change her first name to "Darth".
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