Miscellany
§ - Dr. Sneakypants presents The all-new Fabulous Filth Filter - "Dr. Sneakypants, I am just so very pleased with the Naughtiness Detector. I wore it outside for a few days, and discovered naughty people and naughty thoughts all over the place. Now I stay indoors all day with my curtains drawn, watching PAX TV and the Hallmark Channel. Thanks, Dr. Sneakypants!"
§ - Mass Murders in Akron, Ohio - "I complain all the time about the kids from the school up the street, who pass by my windows and torment my cats through the screens. I complain about the adults who are up at all hours, having loud, drunken parties. I complain about anyone who trespasses on the property. But I bet that if I lived in Akron, and these annoying people were living near me, I would not be allowed to kill THEM!"
§ - There Is No Condom for the Heart - "Do you know that 25.3% of sexually active teenagers reported being depressed versus 7.3% who were not? 14.6% of sexually active teens reported having attempted to commit suicide versus 5.1% who were not? Or that only 1-2% of high school relationships will end in marriage and yet over 50% of high school students admitted they were currently having sex, 61% said they had in the past, and 21% had been with four or more partners?"
§ - Cutesy Domain Names Making Online Fraud Easier - "Online merchants make it even easier for fraudsters to hustle people with the redirect dodge by using odd domain names or using more than one." - I think this also gets them mistakenly reported as spammers a lot of the time since the mail so often does not come from the domain actually responsible for it.
§ - Are People Really This Stupid? - "Unfortunately, there are hundreds of thousands of these types of sleazy web sites. Their very existence answers the question. Yes, people really are that stupid."
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Hard to believe that the petition to send the Statue of Liberty back to the French has a mere 493 signatures. I could've sworn there were more idiots than that.
Electric Venom |
10:49:20 AM 
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