Why not knit a poncho?
Pattern from Vintage Knits
No affiliation, etc.
I must admit, I was a doubter. But when cousin Stephanie, who fits squarely in the HYUK demographic, finished her little brownie-striped one, my head turned. Not as floppy as the '70s versions modeled above, her poncho hugs her shoulders, creating a nice line across the body. Still, it'd be hard to "go there." Remember plaid ponchos? Booga, booga.
Daily war rant: This arrived in my inbox--a spoof of the government's terrorism preparedness visual aids available at http://www.ready.gov. Attribution unknown.
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.
Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it.
If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.
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