How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?
The Answer is SEVEN:
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced;
One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb;
One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb;
One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton $63 million for a light bulb;
One to arrange a photo-op showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag;
and finally
And one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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