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Monday, September 15, 2003 |
Acidman says naughty words! Acidman says lots of naughty words! Acidman says a whole bunch of naughty words! Oh Hell!.....Acidman says a SHITLOAD of naughty words!
In case you haven't figured it out yet....if you don't like naughty words don't read this. (LP)
11:52:19 PM
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I knew this day would come! Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them! [The Onion]
"The U.S. is surrounded on all sides by Them," Rumsfeld said. "Over 90 percent of the planet's land mass is controlled by Them, and the territories immediately south, west, east, and north of the U.S. are all occupied by Them. Until we can correct this risky state of affairs, it is vital that we maintain our military readiness to intervene whenever and wherever They oppose us."
9:42:23 PM
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Stop Turning America Into Mexico!. I may get called a racist for this but I don't care. This article really chaps my ass. Oh, we are suppose to put the report cards in Spanish because you are too lazy to learn English??? I'm sorry but we need to stop giving in to this kind of crap - this is the United States of America and many people live here from all over the world and it would be stupid to try and translate everything to every language. I am so tired of people using this country for the things they want and... [Right We Are!] Lori's mad for the same reasons I am. Since I'm illiterate I'll just let her say it for me. (LP)
1:43:53 PM
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I screwed up and forgot to visit Bastard's page for over a week and he slipped 2 new rants in on me! If he had a RSS feed I wouldn't have to think about it would I???????
Anyway.....last time I was there he was trying to convince us that he was that Jewish Guy who can turn water to wine and now hes trying to get with the new diversity thing and claim hes The Fat Asian Guy. I'm starting to get suspicious of his motives!
All joking aside be sure to check out his latest rants....this one, and this one. (LP)
11:47:32 AM
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Quote Of The Day. From The Federalist:
"The two best anti-poverty programs are work and marriage, and the government..... [Kim du Toit]
Sorry, you got to go to Kim's site to read the rest but its worth it. Kim is just full of good stuff today. (LP)
10:12:48 AM
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Dept. Of Righteous Shootings. You and your buddy decide to invade a house, for purposes unknown (as we'll see in a moment). Homeowner doesn't think you should just be able to barge in and do whatever you want, because he's the owner of the property. Whereupon said homeowner (Our Hero) calls on his buddies Smith & Wesson, and pops a few into the two scumbags, who are killed on the spot. [waits for obligatory cheers... [Kim du Toit]
9:54:28 AM
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Angry Dems/children! [Wall Street Journal]
Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine. I love the show the dems put on everyday. For some reason the constant non-adult behavior is just hilarious to me. They are such a great source of entertainment. If they suddenly started acting like mature adults I'd be sad. (LP)
9:10:51 AM
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This is your brain on microwaves
With todays public education system no one is going to notice if the teenagers of today go senile at 30 instead of 60. (LP)
12:46:57 AM
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