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You Can Check In Any Time You Like. Converting to Islam is ridiculously easy. Just say (in Arabic, of course) "Allah is the one true god" three times, and you are officially a Muslim. But leaving the Religion of Peace and Tolerance is not so simple, as four Malaysians who renounced Islam 5 years ago have discovered.
Because a Malaysian law allows would-be apostates to be imprisoned for up to 36 months for “religious instruction and repentance.” ... [little green footballs]
Cool! I just made myself a Muslim. People I know better be real nice to me or I will do the Jihad thing on them! 72 Virgins here I come ... or is it 76? Hell ... whats a few virgins between friends!? I'm going out to buy my bomber belt. Captain Kareim Abdul Poopdeck.
Praise be to Allah, who revealed the Book, controls the clouds, defeats factionalism, and says in His Book: "But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find them, seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war)"; and peace be upon our Prophet, Muhammad Bin-'Abdallah, who said: I have been sent with the sword between my hands to ensure that no one but Allah is worshipped, Allah who put my livelihood under the shadow of my spear and who inflicts humiliation and scorn on those who disobey my orders.
8:03:56 PM 
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EVIL RICH PEOPLE. I swear. How these people can sleep at night is way the hell beyond me.... [Discount Blogger]
Thats my boy Bill. Can't live long enough to spend it so might as well give it away. Just wish I could get in his will. Captain Poopdeck
1:33:47 PM
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An American in Spain [USS Clueless]
Imagine that! One person in Europe likes us and he has been found. Give that man a plane ticket! Captain Poopdeck
1:27:59 PM
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When you find you really have to go!
As a business person. you’re used to biting, scratching, clawing your way to what you want. Why should getting a seat on the airplane be any different?
Introducing SkyHigh Airlines Challenge Seating.
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Thanks Sid. I'd forgotten all about this one. CP
12:20:22 PM
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No Such Thing As Neutral. I see that GWB is offering to give Turkey all the assistance it wants during its investigation of the terrorist bombings in Ankara. There's a peevish part of me that wishes he'd tell these bastards to go and piss up a rope, for their refusal to allow the U.S. to stage the 4th Infantry Division in Turkey prior to the War To Kill Iraqi Bastards. Had they allowed us to do so, the 4th might have... [Kim du Toit]
It would be too much for the Euros to realize the same thing, of course. It will probably take a few bombings in Berlin, Paris and Brussels before they do. Let's just hope that when the foul terrorists do decide to attack Europe's ancient capitals (and they will), it's not on the scale of 9/11.
Why? Captain Poopdeck
11:53:26 AM
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Non-European country [USS Clueless]
It is that idea that explains why we think being called "cowboys" is a compliment, even when Europeans think it's an epithet. It is that idea that explains why we don't care what Europeans think of us, and why European disapproval of our actions has had no effect on us. It is that idea which explains why, in fact, we're willing to do what we think is right even if the entire rest of the world disapproves.
7:40:27 AM
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Since Ernie has not discovered Permalinks, you will have to click enter, then look for the article. As time goes on it will move further down the page. CP
So this past weekend I had the opportunity to force myself to watch a NASCAR race from start to finish. Please allow me to recap the entire thing for you....
Green flag. Go! Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Crash. Yellow Flag. Go Slow. Green Flag. Go! Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Crash. Yellow Flag. Go Slow. Green Flag. Go! Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Checkered Flag. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Stop.
12:47:59 AM
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Dan Barker. "Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits." [Quotes of the Day]
WOW! I thought I was the only one who felt this way about faith. I was a failure in the church thing because I refused to have faith that things just were and not to ask questions. Expelled from Sunday School. Guess we know where I'm going when I die! Captain Poopdeck
12:06:24 AM
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