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Endangered DIRT!
No kidding folks - you can't make this stuff up!
Nope, no brain cells here.. Next up, from the land of the eco-tards, a new endangered species which warrants being protected from evil American Capitalism. Dirt. No, no I'm not kidding. Dirt. However, if a scientist at the University of California at Berkeley has his way, we may soon start to hear about soil that is as... [Capitalist Lion]
8:17:59 PM 
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Hillary gets her wish! Sick Bitch!
That imagery prompted President Clinton to cut and run, ordering a full pullout of U.S. troops from the region. Osama bin Laden would later tell interviewers that Clinton's decision to withdraw convinced him that Americans could be attacked with impunity.
Surely Sen. Clinton wouldn't want to see the same kind of negative imagery put pressure on the Bush White House to repeat her husband's disastrous mistake. Or would she?
8:13:21 PM
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Fanatic Terrorism from the Past by Orson Scott Card [found at Discount Blogger]
But if America and Britain lose heart and do not complete this kind of war, the terrorists will regard our retreat as proof that they were right and Allah supports their actions. More terrorism will surely follow, and the war we failed to complete now our children will have to complete later -- and under far less advantageous circumstances.
The terrorists want a world war between all of Islam and everybody else, because they believe that in such a war Allah will give them the victory and the entire world will become Muslim (or at least be ruled by Muslims).
So leaving them alone will not cause them to leave us alone -- it will encourage them to provoke us more.
Read the whole thing. Thats a direct order from the Captain. As I've said before "WAKE UP PEOPLE!" This is not a game. We can take it to them or they will bring it to us. They are not kidding around and all of those so called peaceful Muslims out there are supportive as hell of the use of terror. They are just the ones who don't get their hands dirty so everyone thinks they are peace loving. Freedom of religion has no meaning for them. You are only free to practice their religion or die. A hell of a choice. Which one do you choose? Captain Poopdeck
8:02:16 PM
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Memo from Sgt. Mom [Sgt. Stryker]
Go right ahead and patronize the guy in jeans and a lamentable workshirt, and look down your nose at that beater of a pickup, if you must, but be warned, you do so at your peril. Around here, he may turn out to be the third richest man in the state, the chair of Classical literature at a major university, a leading heart surgeon, or the President of the USA. Or he could just be a small rancher from the panhandle, but damned if you’ll be able to tell by looking, and if you get suckered into a poker game, don’t tell me you haven’t been warned.
4:30:21 PM
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Dell gets it - too late!
"We felt a little noise and angst from our customers, and we decided to make some changes," said Gary Cotshott, vice president of Dell's services division. "Sometimes, we move a little too far, too fast."
The computer company's quiet reversal comes as many U.S. companies are rushing to outsource operations to India and other low-cost developing nations. It suggests that the savings achieved by moving jobs overseas may sometimes be outweighed by the cost of antagonizing loyal customers.
"What (customers) said was, `You guys have been changing some things, and we don't like it as much,' " said Steve Felice, vice president of Dell's corporate business division
4:20:47 PM
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No Dissenters Allowed - if your white that is. [Haight Speech]
And actually, the professor is correct that MEChA's promotion of separatism fosters racism. If this separation were being promoted by whites, you know what the reaction would be. Remember the civil rights movement, the real one, back in the 50's where they fought to end segregation? MEChA wants to bring segregation back. Only this time it's okay, because it isn't whitey doing it.
Nauseating.
4:05:21 PM
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Too bad John Wayne is not around to make movies about the War on Terrorism.
Every time you get a little depressed about the war just remember that this has been going on since man stood upright. It's our turn in the barrel again. Generations before us have gone through a lot worse so that some of mankind can enjoy a little freedom.
Some of these quotes from his movies work nicely to help me feel like it's all worthwhile. Captain Poopdeck
John T. Chance (Rio Bravo):
"Sorry don't get it done, Dude."
John Bernard Books (The Shootist):
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
Ringo Kid (Stagecoach):
"Well, there are some things a man just can't run away from."
Capt. Rockwell Torrey (In Harm's Way):
"All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else."
Colonel Madden (Back to Bataan):
"This kind of war, you've gotta believe in what you're fighting for."
Tom Doniphon (The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance):
"Out here a man settles his own problems."
Tom Dunson (Red River):
"Every time you turn around expect to see me. 'Cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there, and I'll kill you, Matt."
Col. Michael Kirby (The Green Berets):
"Out here, due process is a bullet."
10:26:55 AM
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Cool! Lets get it on! Whats the holdup! I hear lots of talk but no action!
Al Qaeda Warns of Big Attack in US. DEBKAfile reports a new message published on Al Qaeda web sites, warning that the final countdown has begun for the biggest operation ever carried out in the United States. Monday, ... [little green footballs]
How many warnings are required before action? Lets see... this makes warning number 3795. Whats the magic number? Pull the trigger or go home. Got something waiting for you Rags. Captain Poopdeck
10:00:01 AM
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Funny for today........ Thanks Bob
An elderly lady with a dog, called Verizon phone company to say that her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called; and that on the few
occasions when it did ring her dog always barked before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this
psychic dog or senile old lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked
in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't
ring but the dog barked loudly and then the telephone did ring. Climbing
down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1.The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground post via an iron chain
and collar.
2.The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.
3. After several such jolts, the dog would start barking and urinate on the ground.
4 The wet ground would complete the circuit and the phone would ring.
Which shows you that some problems can be fixed by just pissing on them.
9:37:56 AM
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I love Catbert. He thinks like I do. Captain Poopdeck
6:45:57 AM
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