Updated: 1/1/2004; 1:50:59 AM.
The Lopsided Poopdeck
Right Wing Wacko on the Left Coast
        

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

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Only in New York.. Ke-rist we've got some retards here. The latest: The restroom equity bill. Apparently some soccer-moms and other females of general idiocy are annoyed by the fact that they have to "wait in line" at venues such as Theatres as women take longer than men to use the facilities. The solution? Legisl... [Capitalist Lion]

Only in New York my ass!  Nice try New York.  Keep practicing and you'll get the hang of it someday.  Did you think you were going to get away with it that easy?  Ever since the days of Moonbeam Jerry, California has had spy's in every state watching for attempts to be more loony then we are.  Anyway New York - it's nice to see that you still care enough to make the lame attemptCaptain Poopdeck


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We Don’t Get No Education   [Interested-Participant]


9:11:32 PM    comment []

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A little late for this year but will sure be fun for next Thanksgiving!

How To Cook A Turkey  [madfishwillies]
1) Go buy a turkey.
2) Take a drink of scotch whisky (Glenmorangie) or Jack Daniels.
3) Put turkey in the oven.
4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
5) Set the degree at 375 ovens
6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
7) Turn oven the on.
8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.
9) Turk the bastey.
10) Whiskey another bottle of get.
11) Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12) Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
13) Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
14) Take the oven out of the turkey.
15) Take the oven out of the turkey.
16) Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
17) Turk the carvey.
18) Get yourself another scottle of botch.
19) Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
20) Bless the saying, pass and eat out.


9:03:03 PM    comment []

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New and Improved Cinderella  [A Small Victory]

Introducing, the new and improved, politically correct, not offensive or demeaning to little girls, free of sexist imagery, Cinderella.

Once upon a time in a great kingdom (which was a kingdom in name only because it was ruled by committee), there lived a very rich family (who always shared their wealth with others because they believed in socialism, to an extent). This family consisted of the King ........


8:30:30 PM    comment []

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Two Worlds  [The Inscrutable American]


8:23:21 PM    comment []

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Toe the Line  [dcthornton.com]


8:16:22 PM    comment []

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My reply to:

 Mike Retzer, treasurer of the Republican National Committee, asking for donations.

 
Dear Mike:
 
Any donations I can afford will go to candidates, and others who
are working, and will work to stem the tide of ILLEGAL ALIENS
into this country such as Representative Tom Tancredo, CO, Glenn
Spencer of American Border Patrol and Chris Simcox of the Tomb-
stone Tumbleweed.
 
You see Mike, my tax dollars are being used, not in small part, for
these ILLEGAL ALIENS' benefits and I'm very upset about it.
Welfare costs are up, medical costs are up, automobile insurance
rates are up and jobs are being lost all because ILLEGAL ALIENS
choose to take advantage of our system after entering our country
and committing their first ILLEGAL act by blatantly ignoring our
sovereignty.
 
Additionally, these ILLEGAL ALIENS are bringing diseases here
that have been virtually eradicated; 16,000 new cases of tuberculosis
and 7,000 new cases of leprosy in the past three years.
 
We suffer a $6.1 trillion national debt and 6.4% national unemployment,
but we spend $68 billion resettling 2.3 million immigrants each year
when 18 million of our own citizens can't find a job. Immigrants send
$51.5 billion of our dollars, $13.5 billion to Mexico, $25 billion to Latin
America, $16 billion to Asia, back to their home countries-thus draining
us of hard currency.  And they don't even choose to assimilate!
 
So Mike, until you boys get the political will to defend this country against
this INVASION that provides y'all with cheap labor and votes, you can
count on me for, in the current vernacular, NADA.
 
Sincerely,
 
R.O.
Thanks OD

4:17:12 PM    comment []

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Independence Day!  [C&S]


4:07:46 PM    comment []

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Did You Trek Your Facts? [FOX News]

As part of an effort to spread "peace quotations" around the world, anti-war activists are pushing Abraham Lincoln's declaration that -- "There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There's nothing good in war except its ending."  Thing is, according to the Illinois Historic Preservation Agency, Lincoln never said that. In fact, the quote comes from a character playing Lincoln in an episode of Star Trek .


3:59:04 PM    comment []

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  Priceless! [Curmudgeonly&Skeptial]

Not the picture - the story under it. Captain Poopdeck


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Re-victimize.  [Cox & Forkum]


3:33:37 PM    comment []

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Plame Scandal Bogus!   [Instapundit]


1:16:38 PM    comment []

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This just in..........

Gun Control Doesn't Work!


12:36:35 PM    comment []

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Iraq Tactical and Political Roundup.  [Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love]


12:21:58 PM    comment []

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Poor Hillary!  No Respect!


12:18:37 PM    comment []

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 Planes for the 21st Century


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Product Placement  [Aaron's Rantblog]


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Morning Comics   [American RealPolitik]


9:28:13 AM    comment []

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more on Canadian Thought Police 


9:22:52 AM    comment []

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Dean Fitted for Tin Foil Beanie    [little green footballs]


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Terminated.. [Capitalist Lion]

Second promise kept.  Now it gets hard.


12:09:31 AM    comment []

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The competing Bush haters

I couldn't help but notice the headlines over the past weekend. One Democrat after another was trying to get his or her digs in against President Bush and his policy on Iraq. From Hollywood to presidential candidates to ex-first lady to ex-president, it was a round-robin of verbal assaults.


12:03:00 AM    comment []

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