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How long before this is connected to those Damn SUV's?
The Earth's magnetic field is weakening, and that could lead to a flip in the planet's poles making compasses point south instead of north for the first time in almost a million years, say scientists.
11:46:00 PM 
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Political Correctness run a muck!
Requiring seventh-grade students to pretend they're Muslims, wear Islamic garb, memorize verses from the Quran, pray to Allah and even to play "jihad games" in California public schools has been legally upheld by a federal judge, who has dismissed a highly publicized lawsuit brought by several Christian students and their parents.
11:36:09 PM
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Whipping Dean. I have to admit I find this surprising.
A stunning new poll shows President Bush would clobber Democratic front-runner Howard Dean by nearly 2-1 in politically potent New Hampshire - even though Dean has a giant lead over Democratic rivals in the state. Bush gets 57 percent to Dean's 30 percent among registered voters in the American Research Group poll. In fact, Dean, from... [Right-Thinking from the Left Coast]
Might have something to do with the fact that he's a raving lunatic and the people of NH know that better than anyone. Captain Poopdeck
4:55:55 PM
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You Better Keep The Second.
The dumb-masses of America are proving why the rest of us had better keep buying ammo and keeping the actions clean and appropriately lubricated. Sharpknife is obviously a fine historical scholar. This most recent post, of 12 DEC 03, really... [Don't Tread On Me]
4:46:29 PM
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 Horny French Guys.
I believe I've discovered the horniest guy in the world - and he just so happens to be French. I'd say this beats the Paris Hilton video, hands down.... [C:PIRILLO.EXE]
Dialup People - go watch a movie and come back. It's worth it. Captain Poopdeck
4:29:48 PM
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He's Baaaaaaaack!
Welcome back Rob.
I will now show you the absurdity of a rather typical iDefense "intelligence" report.
I replaced "Malaysia" with "United States," and I changed some Malaysia-specific references to U.S.-specific references, and that's about it. It's hysterically funny (especially the "Nothing Proven" conclusion!) but I can't take any credit for what iDefense wrote. I can only take a bow for pointing out the sheer absurdity of it. Enjoy!
You could as easily replace "Malaysia" with "England." I just wish I knew who at iDefense wrote this tripe...
3:29:10 PM
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Self arrest Form
A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.
I see a problem with this system. With everyone today sueing the arresting officers for excessive force at every arrest - what happens when everyone begins sueing themselves for "Self Abuse"? The courts will be jammed! Captain Poopdeck
Thanks Beckie
3:07:08 PM
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