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2004 and beyond
It seems that a lot of bloggers are doing New Years Prediction posts so I might as well join the silliness. CP
1. The Sun will still rise in the east ... or is it the west? Whatever.
2. The people who really run this world will finally get the formula for the Chemtrails correct. Every eligible voter will go to the polls and vote (by write in) for all the leaders of the NWO. There will not be a single vote for any other candidate on the ballot.
3. After voting we will all go home and gather up the kids and march to the designated places to have our chips implanted.
4. After chip implant we will go home and stare at CNN which will be the only channel still broadcasting. There we will be told exactly what to do and think at all times.
5. The Martians will finally get pissed off at Earth for raining nonworking pieces of space junk on their planet. They will come and enslave all humans to work in the underground farms and factories of Mars. We won't care.
6. The Earth will slowly cleanse itself of the remaining human artifacts and pollution.
7. The Star People will stop by as they do once every million years and wonder what happened to the humanoid species that showed so much promise the last time they dropped by.
8. The Star People will find a DVD copy of the movie Independence Day and wonder how we knew what they and their ships looked like.
9. The Liberals among the Star People will whine that it must have been a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy that caused the end of the human race.
10. The Universe will shrink to the size of a single atom and wink out of existence. The Liberals will blame it on the Bush tax cuts!
The End
6:19:29 PM 
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