Updated: 1/1/2004; 1:51:16 AM.
The Lopsided Poopdeck
Right Wing Wacko on the Left Coast
        

Thursday, December 18, 2003

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Make them wish a kick in the nads was all they got

"Someone needs to point out to some of the lawyers looking for contingency fees so badly they're willing to sign up some fat kids to take on the fast food industry that with this latest one, PETA is now a vulnerable deep pockets cash cow, just waiting to be, ahem, milked. This my friends, isn't simply in bad taste. No, this, obviously, is a deeply damaging and disturbingly injurious wrong, that cries out for compensation. Children, deeply scarred by the implantation of the image of the mommies hacking small animals to bits, with a fiendish glint in their eyes. Who knows how many innocent waifs are unable to stop from thinking 'if she'll do that to a bunny, what's to stop her from doing it to me?'"

This organization makes me want to kill something and it's not little bunnies.


10:00:54 PM    comment []

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Flu Hysteria.

Guess what? You know that ultra-super-mega deathflu that is currently killing children and murdering puppies with a chainsaw?

Influenza is now widespread in 36 U.S. states and has been found in all 50, but the outbreak is not yet an epidemic, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said on Thursday. People may...

 [Right-Thinking from the Left Coast]


9:41:40 PM    comment []

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Stop Hillary!

But I don't want to stop Hillary.  I want her to run in 04 so this will not be the most boring election in my life time.  I want her to run just to see the dwarfs all have heart attacks.  I want her to run so I can bounce off the walls with glee the next four years after she loses.

Face it people - she is going to be our first woman president in 08 anyway.  Got any ideas about who the GOP has that could stop her in 08?  Let have some fun now.  I might not live to see her defeated later.

Yes - I'm very selfish.  Deal with it.


9:21:45 PM    comment []

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Saddam's trial

"For a long time now, transnationalists have been working to establish a world government. Their goal is nothing less than world conquest, but since they do not intend violent conquest, their means has been persuasion. What they hope is to create embryonic manifestations of world government and then to try to talk about them as if they were already established. If they can convince enough people (and the right people) that there even is such a thing as "international law", then it becomes true."

[USS Clueless]


7:26:09 PM    comment []

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Amending the California State Constitution.

[Jockularocracy]

I'm not much for state politics since the ninth circus court began running the state but some of you might be so check this out.


7:14:00 PM    comment []

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Quote Of The Day. Couldn't have put it better myself:

"The Democrats' hateful, moronic comments are beyond the pale, and the Democrats know it, but they don't care because they have nothing to offer the public debate but rage, resentment and quackery. Until other Democrats stand up against this hysteria, they're admitting to the country their party has no claim to national leadership." -- Tom DeLay
[Kim du Toit]
7:02:30 PM    comment []

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Ace in the Hole!

Be sure to click through all the pictures.  Some are a riot!

Found at Julie's


6:47:49 PM    comment []

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Naughty Picture of the Day

Who say we don't have Good Wood in California?


4:37:17 PM    comment []

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WANT TO SEE AN UNHINGED CONSERVATIVE?.

[DiscountBlogger]

Looks like O'Reilly has gone off the deep end - AGAIN!  By the way Michael - O'Reilly is not even close to being a true conservative - of course my definition of a true conservative is considered far right-wing radical by most.


4:05:46 PM    comment []

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Gone Fishin

If your a pansy ass who is not in to hunting, or can't stand the thought of killing Bambi, or a liberal - RUN AWAY NOW as fast as you can.  Go to the Barbie web site or something.

For the rest of you red blooded Americans stick around and have a good laugh.  Dialup? (poor thing) Wait for it to load.  This one is certified worth the wait by the Captain.  Go shoot something while you wait.

found at Gut Rumbles


3:01:05 PM    comment []

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Mainstreaming the Extreme

"But the Democrats want revenge. For Florida. For Bush's refusal to let France and Germany decide American foreign policy. For invading poor, helpless, never-hurt-a-fly Iraq. For making the Dixie Chicks feel uncomfortable. Not for drilling in ANWR, but for wanting to. For this and a thousand other sins, Bush must pay -- and if al-Qaida detonates a nuke in the Baltimore harbor during President Dean's term, it'll be Bush's fault for toppling the fascists of Iraq without the approval of Syria and China."

James Lileks


2:44:10 PM    comment []

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Picture of the Day

All I want for Christmas


2:14:15 PM    comment []

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Always an Element of Truth to Every Joke.

Joe Cerell, a Democratic campaign consultant who has worked in every presidential campaign since 1956, said the comments — even if in jest — do not help the party. "You'd better know what you're talking about, you'd better have some evidence, or it's counterproductive," Mr. Cerell said. "The more outrageous the comments are, the greater the chance that it's going to turn into a headline."

[Steely Eyes]


1:42:50 PM    comment []

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We're on fire..

Before all you global-warming-is-destroying-the-Earth-and-it's-all-mankind's-fault advocates begin pouncing on your fax machines and mailing lists, let's try to remember two very important facts about this story. First of all, the claim being made is that last year was the third warmest...

[Attaboy]


1:39:43 PM    comment []

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 "I need a price check on Tampax "Bleeding Like a Stuck Hog" tampons on register three!"

[Gut Rumbles]

Acidman's usual raunchy self but funny as hell!


7:53:24 AM    comment []

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"Bush Team" - "We"?

[Allah is in the House]


7:46:22 AM    comment []

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Military Injustice.

[Cox & Forkum]


7:23:27 AM    comment []

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Morning Comics.

[American RealPolitik]


7:19:23 AM    comment []

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