Wednesday, September 15, 2004 | |
And A Partridge In A Pear Tree Martha Stewart said today that she wants to begin her five-month Federal prison sentence as soon as possible, without waiting for the result of her appeal to reverse the guilty verdict reached by a jury earlier this year. According to the New York Times:
No doubt her menagerie will reciprocate, pining away in their kennels, stables, cages and coops. At least she won't have to worry about housing an entire Noah's Ark of creatures like William Randolph Heart did.
You'd need a chainsaw to cut through all that self-pity. It's not as if she's going to be setting up housekeeping on Riker's Island with some tattooed butch rapper who bench-presses 300 pounds. But give her credit; at least she didn't whine, "You won't have Martha Stewart to kick around anymore." 3:04:18 PM |
No Child Left Behind An opinion poll of American children taken during the early days of the war in Iraq would probably have revealed that most of them wanted to grow up to be embedded reporters. But now that we're in the heat of a presidential election campaign, it's likely that most kids aspire to become swing voters in battleground states. 12:18:58 PM |