Friday, September 17, 2004

The Onion Checkout this clip from last week's issue of The Onion It is pretty funny. Bush Campaign More Thought Out Than Iraq War WASHINGTON, DC—Military and political strategists agreed Monday that President Bush's re-election campaign has been executed with greater precision than the war in Iraq. "Judging from the initial misrepresentation of intelligence data and the ongoing crisis in Najaf, I assumed the president didn't know his ass from his elbow," said Col. Dale Henderson, a military advisor during the Reagan Administration. "But on the campaign trail, he's proven himself a master of long-term planning and unflinching determination. How else can you explain his strength in the polls given this economy?" Henderson said he regrets having characterized Bush's handling of the war as "incompetent," now that he knows the president's mind was simply otherwise occupied. 5:48:47 AM  permanent link  Reader Comments []  Google It! Streetsweeper the Spy Tax Money At Work [posted by Troy] Mayor Daley now wants to cameras on street sweepers in Chicago. He also wants to put them at L stops. I guess oppression really does start at home. 5:43:39 AM  permanent link  Reader Comments []  Google It!

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