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Hindustan Times: Most married couples in the United States are faithful but don't believe their neighbours are, according to a poll published in Playboy magazine.
Seventy-five per cent of the men and 82 per cent of the women who took part in the survey said they never had an extramarital affair or would be tempted to have one even in total secrecy.
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Sexendipity: latest bids for three sets of Paula and Corey toast range from $0.99 to $152.50.
Ottawa Sun: Accused last week of having an affair with second season contestant Corey Clark, Abdul's likeness -- and Clark's -- have now been carved into two separate pieces of toast and offered up on eBay to the highest bidder.
6:11:50 PM
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Hecklerspray: now comes the case for the defence. . . Michael Jackson knows loads of famous people. The most interesting of these is Macaulay Culkin. Claims were made by the prosecution that Michael Jackson was seen with his hands up Culkin's shorts, and also that Macaulay slept in Jackson's bedroom when he visited Neverland.
Today was Macaulay Culkin's chance to give his side. When asked about Jackson's charges, he said "I think they're absolutely ridiculous". He did sleep in Michael's bed when he was between the ages of 10 and 14, but only unexpectedly when he was tired, and that nothing suspect happened.
3:04:46 PM
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Chicago Tribune: Jamie Reidy, a former Pfizer Inc. drug sales representative, says he is negotiating the movie rights for his book recounting his days selling Viagra and other pills for the New York-based drug giant in the late 1990s.
The book, "Hard Sell: Evolution of a Viagra Salesman," has been a hit among drug industry critics who believe drug reps use gift-giving to woo doctors into prescribing the latest, most expensive drugs.
2:51:02 PM
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Femalefirst: Two men in the US have been found guilty of obscenity charges after sculpting a giant phallus in the snow.
Brandon Arp, 20, and 19-year-old Aric Davenport, were hauled into a Wyoming court for their rude creation on April 21.
1:19:58 PM
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OMN (Korea): Just in case my title gets deleted/replaced again, the original title of this post was 'THE WORD PENIS.'
Actually, it's not just the title that I think will be eliminated this time... This post will probably not be allowed to be read by "talkback" participants, so if you're one of the few who read it before it is deleted you can count yourself among those who know a secret about OMN. The secret is that OMN in censoring posts.
1:18:23 PM
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MDN: A survey conducted by a team of researchers from the Japan Family Planning Association (JFPA) and the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare questioned 1,580 people in autumn last year and found that 1,329 of them had experienced sex. The average age of their first sexual encounter was 19.3 years.
1:13:34 PM
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Mistress Matisse's Journal:
Ring Ring!
It's the same number, so I know it's the same guy. See, this is what happens when you hang up on them. They just call right back.
Me: Look, don't call me, I don't want to talk to you.
Caller: But –
Me: I'm programming you into my phone. Do not call me again.
Click.
I was so not in the mood for time-wasters yesterday.
10:22:41 AM
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The Bosh: Chad Michael Murray seems to be wowing the ladies with his teeny weeny. Though he married Sophia Bush on April 16, he's been seen here, there and everywhere in the company of sluts who are not his wife. Rumors have been flying that he's done it with Paris; but The Bosh loves her so much that it would break our hearts to even remotely call her a slut.
9:50:08 AM
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Short News: A fake penis named the Whizzinator helps make people who want to pass the drug test at work a reality and lawmakers are taking legal action against the company.
The Whizzinator provides a flow of clean urine “again and again". The only thing drug users have to remember is to stay clean for about 2 to 3 days before using any of their products to pass a drug test.
SFGate: Sir, is this your penis?
It must have been embarrassing for Onterrio Smith, the Minnesota Vikings' part-time running back and full-time substance abuser, to have airport security people find a plastic penis and bags of dehydrated urine in his luggage.
Hey, I blush when the airport security people examine my electric nose-hair trimmer. I never want to be asked, "Sir, is this your penis?"
Writer's Life (February 11): From here on, actor Tom Sizemore's nick-name should be whizzinator. Why? He failed a court-ordered drug test by trying to use a prosthetic penis, known as The Whizzinator, instead of his, um, own to fill the cup.
9:39:41 AM
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Contact Music: Kim Cattrall, Sex and the City star, has been spurred on by the success of her raunchy book SATISFACTION - THE ART OF THE FEMALE ORGASM to work on a new sex-help tome.
The sultry 48-year-old will be further encouraging women to "release their inner sexpot" in SEXUAL INTELLIGENCE, but her new sex bible will be more classically inspired - boasting erotic artwork instead of racy photographs.
iVillage: Satisfaction review
. . . make the point that it's the clitoris - not intercourse - that holds the secret of success for most women, and that until a man learns how to stimulate a woman's clit, he is not going to be able to satisfy. The book then offers very specific descriptions of how a man can give oral sex - with suggestions that he practise using his own fingertips.
Dazereader: In the book, Cattrall "punctures the Samantha (the vampy blond on Sex and the City) myth, relating bluntly how for much of her adult life sex wasn't all that thrilling."
9:08:04 AM
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Freep: A penis that tells jokes on late night public access television may be expressive of something. But it is not the kind of freedom of expression protected by the First Amendment, the Michigan Court of Appeals has decided, confirming the indecent exposure conviction of the show's producer and host.
8:57:00 AM
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 FHM
Courier Mail: Virgin Blue boss Richard Branson had personally approved the appearance of scantily clad flight attendants in men's magazine FHM, its editor told an anti-discrimination hearing in Brisbane yesterday.
8:31:18 AM
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Stuff.co.nz: A retired shearer and rodeo champ is hoping to have a sex change operation on the public purse.
Christchurch pensioner Annabell Victoria Quor, 68, born Ernest Quor, has been on hormone treatment for two years, wears women's clothes and carries a new driver's licence with her new name and a face framed by long hair and dangling earrings.
8:01:42 AM
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