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19 May 2005 |
The Fake News: Lindsay Lohan's breasts announced yesterday that they will set out on their own, and that they already have their own deal to star in their own situation comedy.
The Fox Network, known for it's high brow programming, issued a press release trumpeting Lohan's Breasts as the "number one attraction to our target demographic".
7:03:21 PM 
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Ananova: The Norwegian inventors of a battery-operated penis ring say it can help cure impotence.
Electrical engineer Birger Orten says the thin, battery driven ring which can be drawn on to the penis should produce the same effect as potency stimulating pills.
3:40:55 PM
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Blog Herald: A staff attorney for Republican Senator Michael DeWine has filed suit against Jessica Cutler, aka Washingtonienne, for the publication of their sexual relationship on her blog last year.
 Blogpocket.com
Wonkette: An actual lawyer or two have written to comment on the merits of the Washingtonienne suit. Surprise: It has some.
This is an exact reproduction (from Internet Explorer cache) of the notorious Washingtonienne blog.
Washington Post: Who is this wicked woman that calls herself "Washingtonienne"? Was she really bedding six different men or making it all up? And who is the married, high-level federal employee she claims paid her $400 for a lunch-hour tryst?
Playboy interview: I wouldn't say sexually insatiable, because sometimes I don't feel like doing it. When you meet a guy, you want to know right away what he's good at. When you talk to your girlfriends, they want to know, "Did you do it? How big is it? Did he go down on you? Is he good at that?" Women only have a certain amount of time. You want to know right away, before you waste any time.
2:29:06 PM
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Delphi: What is good sex, exactly? In Britain, it appears to be sex that's been scheduled, logged in the diary and planned for. The sort of sex that happens suddenly and spontaneously, hotly and passionately, isn't at all what we want, because it's far too irresponsible.
2:14:45 PM
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Michellegno: I've always wanted to know what it's like to get a wet dream. I'm almost jealous that I don't have the ability to get wood randomly. But not that jealous.
Go Ask Alice: In 1953, Alfred Kinsey, Ph.D., the famous sexuality researcher, found that nearly 40 percent of the 5,628 women he interviewed experienced at least one nocturnal orgasm (orgasms during sleep), or "wet dream," by the time they were forty-five years old.
9:44:15 AM
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Stuff.co.nz: The (New Zealand) Government has defended taxpayer-funded sex change operations for convicted criminals - including child sex offenders - saying every New Zealander is entitled to elective or emergency surgery.
9:06:36 AM
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Hecklerpray: Britney Spears is up the duff, but that hasn't stopped her from hogging the limelight like a fat girl at a wedding reception buffet table.
 Scottsfocusondrama
Scott's focus on drama: So, did any of you catch Britney's new UPN TV program, Britney & Kevin's Chaotic? It was actually an interesting show.
My favorite part was Britney showing off her riches. When will I be rich? My second favorite part of the show (after Britney's pretensiousness) was her now-husband Kevin's shirtless shots. OMG! Hot!
Painted Blue: Last night I caught a few minutes of the premiere of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, the new UPN series in which Britney Spears and Kevin Federline share the "touching" story of their love. I was expecting to enjoy it, because who doesn't love a good trainwreck? But really, it was just sad.
9:04:21 AM
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8:51:51 AM
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Manila Times: Bakla, bading, bayot, binabae—those were the names I was called when I was growing up in Manila. I wish the Filipino language had an affirmative label equivalent to “gay.” Instead, I was teased with the hurtful words—faggot, sissy.
8:32:32 AM
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