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25 May 2005 |
I have to list ten things I've never done. So, here it goes:
1. I never did illegal drugs. [never will]
2. I never had sex under a waterfall. [I would really like too though, the shower just doesn't make a good simulation]
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8:42:26 PM 
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Landoverbaptist: Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth.
8:31:34 PM
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Bella Online: I watched a television program the other night that made me very angry. On MTV's "I Want A Famous Face", a 23 year old woman with a beautiful body gets liposuction and breast augmentation. My husband watched the program with me and also agreed that Crystal's breasts were too large after surgery. MTV may think that they are presenting "reality" when they show us how much pain Crystal was in after the surgery and another woman whose new breasts were an ugly disappointment.
 noqontrol, flickr
7:27:37 PM
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News-press: The “suspicious package” that caused Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway to be shut for more than an hour Monday was not an explosive pipe bomb — but rather wrapped-up plastic foot-long penis.
7:25:27 PM
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Vancouver Sun: Prisoners in Canadian prisons have access to the drug Viagra, but unlike offenders in New York state, they have to pay for it themselves.
3:04:09 PM
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 Hecklerspray: Nell McAndrew and Jennifer Ellison have dressed up as iconic filmstars for the charity campaign, by wearing stinking trainers instead of classy high-heels.
2:09:32 PM
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Hecklerspray: Celebrity Love Island is the latest ITV no audience programme with the word 'Celebrity' in the title. Less than two million people now watch the reality TV show. Maybe ITV will learn that there is no audience for shows with the word 'Celebrity'. Having said that, we're still holding out for Celebrity Wasp Nest Stingathon, where a celebrity hides in a big wasps nest, and earns £1 each time they get stung, or £2 if it's internal.
11:38:18 AM
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Daily Mail: The mother of the three teenage 'baby factory' sisters has admitted she gave her blessing to her youngest daughter having sex when she was just 11.
11:20:23 AM
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Mayo Clinic: Don't fall for it. No scientific research supports the use of any nonsurgical method to enlarge the penis, and no reputable medical society endorses penis-enlargement surgery performed for purely cosmetic reasons. Because many of these techniques can damage your penis and even cause impotence, think twice before trying any of them.
11:08:06 AM
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WebMD: Eau de grapefruit, anyone? Don't snicker: A new study shows that the fruity aroma from grapefruit may be able to shave years off your appearance.
"In the presence of the smell of pink grapefruit, women appear to be six years younger than their real age."
 Wikipedia
11:04:41 AM
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CNN: Hamburger chain Carl's Jr. is making no apologies for its new Spicy Burger television commercial, which features Hilton hotel heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton in a skin-tight swimsuit soaping up a Bentley and crawling all over it before taking a big bite out of the burger.
"This commercial is basically soft-core porn," said Melissa Caldwell, research director for the PTC. "The way she moves, the way she puts her finger in her mouth -- it's very suggestive and very titillating."
 carlsjr
themune: I was mostly stuck on the fact that they had Paris Hilton washing a car. Unless it’s come up on the Simple Life, I don’t think she’s ever done that. Did she have to research the issue by watching The Return of the Bikini Babe Carwash? Did they have to teach her how? “Okay, Paris, dip the sponge in the bucket, now rub the car with it. No! Not like that! Aw… screw it. Just act like you’re having sex with the car.”
8:37:22 AM
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News.com.au: Sexy Rebecca Loos is set to lift the lid on Hollywood's lesbian elite in the UK documentary Power Lesbians. Bisexual babe Loos, whose kiss-and-tell allegations landed David Beckham in hot water last year, says she doesn't regret going public with those claims and says Posh should expect more betrayals to come.
 vooru.blogspot.com
8:29:17 AM
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Health Care Blog: Apparently up to a hundred sex offenders in New York have been getting government sponsored Viagra through the state's Medicaid program. A story nobody even knew existed 36-hours ago now leads Google News with 617 stories, putting it ahead of Crestor (503), the bird flu (295) and the stem cell debate (137 stories).
8:26:33 AM
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