 An Angry little tree in a booger of a place. And yes, Steph, you were right. 10:41:45 PM 
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SatireWire | SUPREME COURT RULES EARNINGS SHOULD BE PROTECTED AS "ART": "One plus one is two. That is math. That is science. But as we have seen, earnings and revenues are abstract and original concepts, ideas not bound by physical constraints or coarse realities, and must therefore be considered art," the Court wrote in its 7-2 decision.
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SatireWire | One Nation, (Sponsorship Opportunity Available): "Over the years, the U.S. under God has been a great draw for the major players [~] Einstein, Solzhenitsyn, John Lennon," said government marketing analyst Gil Treacle. "Without God's brand recognition and infinite marketing powers, you risk losing the marquee names to competitors. Then the networks don't renew, the money dries up, the fans revolt, and the next thing you know, you're Argentina."
Funny stuff. 10:25:43 PM Korean Warships Exchange Fire: "In the most serious border clash in three years, North Korean navy boats with heavy-caliber weapons sank a South Korean patrol boat in the western sea Saturday, the South Korean military said. At least four South Korean sailors died, 18 were wounded and one was missing." [AP World News]
Just in case you've run out of things to worry about. 10:14:25 PM Confessions of a Copy Cat. Xerox's accounting woes take center stage. [The Motley Fool]
You think those Xerox executives would learn. This is , what, the third time the SEC has hammered them for accounting irregularities? Of course, I can't complain too much because I work for the competion, and our stock is up 20.5% over yesterday on the news. 8:17:08 PM
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Updated: 11/20/02; 7:25:29 PM.
Updated: 11/20/02; 7:25:29 PM.