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News - I got this funny bit from http://www.joannejacobs.com/ "Playwright James Sherman was inspired by Hu Jintao's ascension to Communist Party chief in China. Here's a shortened version of "Hu's on First." It's a conversation between National Security Advisor Condi Rice and President Bush: George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. News - Looking for something to do on a slow night? Attend a public autopsy! http://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/21/international/21CND-LOND.html Comment - This happened in London on Wednesday night. I'm sure we'll see something like "World's Wildest Autopsies" on Fox one of these days. Click here to see current comments and add your own. 11:50:45 AM 
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