Wednesday, January 22, 2003
Oh wait, I'm not nominated for anything. . .still, I thought it was freakin' funny. . . (Pic shamelessly stolen from RedCricket.com 10:01:44 PM  What do you think? [] trackback []
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Bye Pudge We'll miss you. . . 8:33:40 PM What do you think? [] trackback []
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In what has already become an instant classic on ESPN, Roddick wins one of the longest matches in the Open Era. I say a lot of this match at the gym today and it was a great one.
But can anything really be an "Instant Classic" or is this all just advertising for a channel that no one watches? You be the judge. . . |
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Salon.com says this book is the greatest sex manual ever written. But the Salon.com article is only for subscribers and since I'm a cheapskate (actually, because it's unlikely I'd ever read another Salon.com article again), I'm giving you the Amazon link. However, the above link brought many, many questions to mind. First of all, it really sounds like a good manual. Not that I need it right now, except for maybe the expanded section on masturbation, though I'm pretty sure I've got that down at this point, but it sounds good nonetheless. Other things that intrigue/amuse/scare me on that page: Someone wrote "The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus". Who exactly is the audience for this book? The people most likely to benefit from it are the least likely to buy it. For some reason, I don't see single men rushing out to buy it. I'm not saying we're any good (on the contrary, most women would probably say we're terrible) but we don't think we're terrible so we're sure not buying a book on it. And god knows we can't ask for directions. I can just see the conversation in Barnes & Noble: Single women can't be the audience, I don't think any mind-blowing cunnilingus happens very often on the first date/one-night stand and you sure don't pull out the book and have him read it right then. So I'm just at a loss for who the audience is because we all know sex stops when you get married. At least, that's what my married friends tell me. Next thing that intrigues/amuses/scares me: "The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio" Ummm now granted, some women are better than others but lemme clue you in, unless you're absolutely terrible (and some people are, trust me, but they are thankfully few and far between) we guys really don't care. . .we're thinking about Catherine Zeta-Jones or the Victoria's Secret models we saw in your catalog while you were finishing up your make up or Brad Pitt or whatever. . .so while I think the audience for this one is huge, I don't think it's nearly as important as the first book. . . And lastly, one of the sub-areas is Customers who wear clothes. Ummm. . .ok. . .is this Amazon trying to be funny? Do they have a column in their database that is either "WearsClothes" or "DoesntWearClothes"? And how many people buy DIRTY UNDERWEAR FROM AMAZON? This is freaking insane!!! Thank god people who wear clothes are buying their clean underwear from Amazon and their dirty underwear somewhere else. . . Ok this post started out about the book. . .if you have it and have read it, let me know. . .especially that extended section on masturbation. . .maybe I'm missing out on something. . . 8:11:35 PM What do you think? [] trackback []
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Why are France and Germany trying so hard to keep us from going to war with Iraq? If you're like me and you've lost sleep over this, check out this post on Den Beste's site. It's a long read but it's worth it. . . 7:36:52 PM What do you think? [] trackback []
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From an IM convo, I had with a friend earlier today. Names have been changed to protect the evil and dirty minded. (And you have to be a little geeky to find this at all amuzing) Osiris43: int Agatha.IsCrazyCounter; Bill: lol Osiris43: if(Agatha.IsCrazyCounter > Bill.IsCrazyToleranceCounter) Bill: youre on a roll! Bill: if(Agatha.IsCrazy > Bill.IsCrazyToleranceCounter and Bill.gotlaid = false) 7:27:30 PM What do you think? [] trackback []
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