I've miles and miles of pretty files of your forefathers' fruit. And now to suit our great computer, you're magnetic ink! ...It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave, and keep on thinking free..."
The Moody Blues
In The Beginning

"Crazy, but that's how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love and forget how to hate!"
Ozzy Osbourne
Crazy Train

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
Mark Twain

2:43:30 PM     

Political satire

From Chortler.com.......

Lott To Undergo Race-Change Operation

“All my life I have felt like a black man stuck inside an uptight white conservative Southerner's body. Now is the time to change all that,” Lott told a group of Washington reporters during an emotional press conference.  LINK

Also from Chortler...

THE AL GORE BLOG -

"December 16, 2002
Well, my loyal reader(s) will have noticed a break in the action. I have decided to take a rest from politics and from blogging.
After the undeniable success of the Internet, I am going to devote myself more to inventing."

11:24:02 AM     

I'm dreaming of....(still)

Will there be a White Christmas in Tennessee?  With a 13% probability for Nashville, there is hope for me yet.  <sigh>  Check STORMFAX for the latest state by state statistics. 

8:48:44 AM     

Tipping the political scale

Republican Morality Scale Of Things That Marital Infidelity and Oral Sex Are Worse Than

8:04:41 AM     

Snoop Dogg's Shizzolator

This one almost made me wet my pants I laughed so much!  Plug in your URL or any other URL you'd like, and get Shizzolated.  The Emily Dickinson poem on my page was just toooo funny.  She'd be rolling over in her grave if she only knew......lol.  via...Daypop.

7:43:32 AM     

Sleeplessness

"How do people go to sleep?  I'm afraid I've lost the knack.  I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the night-light.  I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things."
--Dorothy Parker

"And if tonight my soul may find her peace
in sleep, and sink in good oblivion,
and in the morning wake like a new-opened flower
then I have been dipped again in God, and new-created."
--D.H. Lawrence

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." 
--Author Unknown

4:47:07 AM