Monday, March 24, 2003

Disturbed Even though Pat Robertson and his Prayer Shield are disturbing on several levels, I've found more on the net to make you shift a little in your chair and feel even more uncomfortable.  Some of the following links are disturbing for their grotesqueness, some for their utter oddness, and some just because I can't believe I actually looked at them: Bonsai plants have been available to fortunate consumers throughout the world for some time. With this in mind, we are proud to now offer to you the animal complement of this art form; the Bonsai Kitten. "Are you sure that you didn't get drunk and put your foot in a microwave oven or something?" Don't let your feet get too much sun. We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN' domain name and a killer website!! Butt Print Artist:  Steve tries his hand (and perhaps, a few other appendages) as observers hope, really hope, that those creative juices won't flow! Welcome to Show Me Your Wound. This site is based on user submissions of wounds incurred during adventures in everyday life. Pointless Counter.  Why?  It's pointless! Rent My Chest: I know I'm not the hottest guy on Earth, but I believe that I have the perfect chest for your message. If you are squeamish in ANY way, do not click on this next link!  It shows what can happen to you if your face and the road meet when falling off a motorcycle.  The most disturbing thing is:  the guy is still alive.  If that were me, I'd want someone to put me out of my misery.  Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go crawl into bed and scream into my pillow for awhile. 8:20:03 PM     |

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