Tuesday, July 08, 2003

Britney Acknowledges She's Not A Virgin NEW YORK (AP) -- After years of saying she'd wait until she was married to lose her virginity, Britney Spears is acknowledging that she had sex with her ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And in other news, scientists announced today that ice is cold. Related link: The Mystery of Britney Spears' Breasts 2:54:40 PM     |

War On Criticism WASHINGTON, DC--Citing the need to safeguard "America's most vital institutions and politicians" against potentially devastating attacks, President Bush asked Congress to sign off Monday on a $30 billion funding package to help fight the ongoing War On Criticism.    "Sadly, the threat of criticism is still with us," Bush told members of Congress during a 2 p.m. televised address. "We thought we had defeated criticism with our successes in Afghanistan and Iraq. We thought we had struck at its very heart with the broad discretionary powers of the USA Patriot Act. And we thought that the ratings victory of Fox News, America's News Channel, might signal the beginning of a lasting peace with the media. Yet, despite all this, criticism abounds."       Full Text from The Onion » Related links: What happens when you search for weapons of mass destruction online Weapons of Mass Destruction cartoons The cost of the war in Iraq 12:40:26 PM     |

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