As Long As Mom Says It's Ok
 A question that has been keeping me up nights is whether or not I'd have to ask my mom before going off and making jihad. It's such a touchy subject and really difficult to bring up. If you thought having the "birds and the bees" talk was tough, try getting clearance to go fight the infidels. Easiest way to kill the mood at the Thanksgiving dinner table, let me tell you.
But some things must be done, no matter how awkward or painful.
If you feel like you're in a similar position and aren't sure what to do, I wholeheartedly recommend picking up a copy of Jihad for Dummies. Sold at finer bookstores and truckstops everywhere.
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