Monday, November 24, 2003

Rednecks Gone Wild So what does a redneck do with his free time? Build a monster chainsaw, that's what. They also still line dance, apparently.  Even in the Netherlands. They also like to teach their kids how to kill bunnies.  By the way, this has got to be one of the worst websites ever.  If you scroll down to the bottom and click to go to his homepage, it gets worse.  Much, much worse. They also love their big trucks, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. You're not going to accuse these people of being uncultured.  Rednecks occasionally visit museums, believe it or not.  They also sing.  Well, actually, first they squeeze into a real short skirt that doesn't quite cover the Deep South and then they bust out with the good ol' country jams.  At Wal-mart, nonetheless.  Say what you will about Tina, but you can't take those three glorious years of singing her heart out at Wal-mart away from her.  Nor her time at the Howard Johnson's or the Ernest Tub Midnight Jamoboree (love the tip bucket right up front!). Ok, I quit.  That last link has depressed me to no end.  Go look for your own redneck links from now on. Or go here: Redneck Home Redneck Joe-ks 8:46:15 PM     |

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