Friday, January 30, 2004

The Verdict Is In The jury has finally reached a verdict in the trial of the German cannibal, Armin Meiwes:  eight years and six months. Now that's really hard to stomach.  Let's make sure we're all straight on this.  Armin placed an online ad asking for volunteers to be his dinner, got someone to agree to it, sliced off the other nutjob's package, they both choked that down, then Armin stabbed the other guy to death, cut him into manageable pieces, and then munched away for several months (because we all know how long human keeps if you freeze it right).  He may have even made meatballs of the guy and gave them to friends who didn't know about Armin's cannibalistic fetish. All that doesn't even equal ten years?  Just 8.5 years, and he might get less if he behaves himself in prison.  By that do they mean just so long as he doesn't go chomping away on his cellmate, he'll get out in five years?  And by the way, wouldn't you like to be the guy having to share a cell with ol' Armin?  Someone won't be getting a good night's sleep anymore.  Won't just be the bedbugs you'd have to worry about biting.  I'd also count my toes every time Armin burped. Oh, and if you happen to be one of the folks coming to my site looking for the video that the cannibal made of him and his dinner (been getting a lot of hits for that lately), I don't have it.  Don't want it.  Don't want to come anywhere near it.  But here's a detailed description of the contents of the video, if that helps you get off. I'm going to go throw up now. Related sites: My earlier take on this trial The Case for Cannibalism 5:18:57 PM     |

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