Friday, February 13, 2004

The Real Holiday Why is everyone so obsessed with Valentine's Day?  I just don't get it, because frankly, the real action -- or rather the lack of action -- is today, the 13th of February. This is the Day of Purity, where youngsters all over America are encouraged to "just say no" to the booty and to turn down the loving and turn up the abstinence.  I'm sure tens of teens are heeding this call.  Maybe even dozens. But seriously, I applaud the effort of the organizers of the Day of Purity.  I admire their dedication to this worthy cause.  Because the way I see it, if I'm not getting any, those little snot-nosed bastards better not be getting any, either. Related sites: Day of Purity How to Say No to Sex with your Boyfriend or Girlfriend 125 Things to say to make sure you won't be having sex again any time soon My thoughts on last year's Valentine's Day 9:30:29 PM     |

Searching For What Exactly? Just so you know, this site is currently ranked third by Google for anyone searching for "how to amuse my wife sexually."  Sometimes it drops to fourth in the rankings, but usually holds at third. Proud?  You betcha. Related sites: PC Mag: 20 Great Google Secrets TechTV: Google Tips and Secrets 4:34:29 PM     |

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