Thursday, February 19, 2004

Schtunga Three explorers are taken prisoner by an African tribe. The tribal chief comes to the first one and tells him:  "You have two options: either death, or Schtunga!" The guy doesn't know what Schtunga is, but he thinks it cannot be worse than death, and so chooses it. He is then dragged into the middle of the village square, where is savagely sodomized by the 200 men of the tribe. He 's taken back to the cage, all bloody and wincing in pain.   The second guy is offered the same choice, and looking at his co-prisoner, he thinks that it is still better than death, and so chooses Schtunga. This time it is even worse.  The men of the tribe go even rougher on him than they did the first guy. He almost passes out because of the pain when he is dragged back to the cage.   The third man, seeing that, decides to protect his dignity and go with death.   "OK," says the chief, "but Schtunga first." 8:28:38 PM     |

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