Friday, September 17, 2004

News For Losers... Er, I Mean Klingons For some reason, one which I cannot begin to fathom, several people out there have decided that taking time out of their lives to learn a language that exists only because of a TV show is a good thing. Not only have they mastered a language for an alien race that exists only because of a TV show, they now have a website where they can get their news in this language for an alien race that exists only because of a TV show. How do you say "I hope I never sit next to you on an airplane" in Klingon?  Or "I hope you never breed" in Klingon? I don't know if this is better or worse, but there's also a Klingons for Christ website.  And a Klingons for Christ Jesus site.  And yet another Klingons for Christ webpage. No "Klingons for Santa Claus," though. Related links: The Klingon Language Institute:  Lose all hope of getting laid here. Cooking with Klingons:  Print out that recipe for GAGH, just like mama used to make. A Klingon Wedding:  Republicans won't let gays marry, but they allow this to go on??? 6:34:26 PM     |

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