Enough of the cat, already!
Gato finito
Feline finished: Well he's done. And after spending about an hour and a half trying to embroider little eyebrows, a nose and mouth, I decided on a graphic look. (Oh, and I stuffed him with old panty hose.)
You know it's going to be a long night of theatre when:
1. The show opens with actors writhing on the floor of the stage. (Rip up your ticket, feign a heart attack and get out. I'm an old theatre critic, I know whereof I speak.)
2. The music is really creepy and self conscious.
3. Mephistopheles is played by a woman dressed ala Cirque du Soliel.
4. The chorus figures hiss and moan in audience members' ears. (This is why carrying a tazer is a good idea.)
5. The Equity actor in the lead role runs the emotional gamut between A and B. (OK, I stole that line.)
8:16:42 AM 
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