1. I do not do anything on command, I am not a dog
2. If you don't see the value in having a friendship with me, you will eventually, trust me on this one.
3. Sometimes I see things in words, you don't see, doesn't mean its not viable information.
4. Facebook and Twitter have their advantages
5. I have responsibilities, just because you want to play doesn't mean I always have time or want to for that matter.
6. Just because you don't like surprises, doesn't mean everyone doesn't.
7. Sometimes the day is overwhelming, if I stop answering your text messages or answering the phone, probably means I'm busy, stop bugging me, I'll get to you eventually
8. The pay per post thing actually works, I got money
9. I forgot, I am a writer, maybe a poetry contest or writing grant or two..extra money, maybe
10. and from the rules: permanent press is the most mysterious of wash cycles