It has come to my attention that some of us have not been showing their full potential as part of the Admin department. This memo is to ensure that every employee fulfills their role in the donut acquisition rotation. If certain individuals continue to neglect their responsibility, a mandatory donut schedule will be posted. It is encumbant upon everyone to think about the last time you brought donuts for the staff to share. Think about how delighted you are when somebody else brings donuts into the office and you are willing indulge in the pleasure of eating one. I don't think it is important to mention the individual who has neglected to participate because you know who you are.

Thank you.

The Management

To which which "the other management" responded:

The reason that certain members of the admin staff have not participated in the donut acquisition rotation is that they are too busy upholding the corporate standard of employee performance by insuring that they are effectively managing their time and arriving at their desk ready to begin work at 8:00. While gluttony might be an acceptable excuse in the eyes of certain other admin employees to engage in tardiness, other admin employees know how valuable their time is to the company and choose to not let a glazed old fashioned come between them and efficient processing of the marketplace's revenue. I realize that not all of you recognize the need to sacrifice your own desires for the good of the company and while that's between you and your conscience and therefore will not be addressed in this memo, perhaps a recirculation of the company's policy on the tardiness might be personally beneficial to all of you.

Sincerely,

The Other Management

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