1) If you oversleep and miss your plane, Alaska Airlines will be happy to put you on the next available flight for no additional charge.

2) Unfortunately they'll put you in a middle seat, between a snoring Moby-wannabe, and a pimply, flatuent, asian girl.

3) They'll serve you breakfast with a tiny little plastic knife

4) But you will get a full size metal fork.

5) Lucky for us, no one has hijacked a plane yet with a fork, because my omlette was tough enough to shatter plastic utensils.  9:06:27 PM     Add a comment