The Enrob Report
At last--all the gonzo political corruption and lunatic optimism of Enrob Corporation is revealed in the Annual Report that they would have written themselves, if they'd had the nerve!
Byzantine accounting practices are fully explained, including the legendary Kickback Redemption Center, Free Lunch Network, Texas Republicans Benevolent Society, and Destitute Executives Golf Fund. A special feature shows how Enrob emissaries have bulldozed third-world Marxist shanty-towns and built reprocessing facilities to enrich plutonium[~]as well as the lives of lucky local peasants who don't mind some mild radiation exposure in their quest to enjoy the benefits of monopoly capitalism! [Enrob Report]
Sadly, too many of these things are true, or just too close to being true...mj
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