Wednesday, November 17, 2004

2.5 BILLION PIXELS "TNO has produced the largest digital panoramic photo in the world. So, what do we mean by large? After all, modern consumer cameras can easily take a picture with 5 million pixels. Well, we are talking about a photo of completely different dimensions. One with 2.5 billion pixels - that's 500 times more pixels. If this photo were printed, it would measure 6.67 m by 2.67 m (300 dpi)." 2:34:40 PM

ARREST BUSH When Bush goes abroad to Canada or Europe, he should be arrested and brought before the International Criminal Court. Toronto Star: "Bush seems a perfect candidate for prosecution under Canada's Crimes against Humanity and War Crimes Act." Watch this and this (warning: violent content). The president who calls himself a Christian has killed at least 800 civilians. Mr Bush is a war criminal. And he knows no bounds. 12:37:53 PM

PRIVATIZING THE ELECTIONS TheOnion: "Citing the 'extreme inefficiency' of this month's U.S. presidential election, key Republicans called for future elections to be conducted by the private sector. U.S. Sen. Conrad Burns (R-MT) called for an end to 'big government overseeing the election of big government'." Well, why not? The Army has been privatized. Our wars are privatized. Only... you still have to pay taxes to guarantee the profits of the War Industry, of course. But soon you won't have to pay taxes at all, from that moment on you will pay for all wars through your milk, bread, groceries, gas, whatever. Hail Evangelical Capitalism! 12:16:07 PM

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT John Cleese has his own stark raving mad webbase. You know, he's the one of the Ministry of Silly Walks. Alrightie, John. Now let's see, that makes $20 for advertising your site, add $5 VAT, plus $5 just for living in America and $5 to help Phony Bliar pay his mansion, that'll be $35, but because you're so adorable, we'll round off to $40. 11:56:52 AM

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