THE HEAT FROM BELOW CAN BURN YOUR EYES OUT

Kevin's got Bonfire #10 roaring sweet & hot. As always, his cruelly accurate intros are the best part. Although nobody entered anything "good" in the generally accepted meaning of the word, I can still say, in a Clintonian way, there were some... "good" items:

Boots and Sabers for the Grand Canyon of non-sequitors between content and comment.

Shelli apparently subscribes to that bizarre, yet popular, notion that poetry

is

ungrammatical

prose

with

uneven margins.

Finally, One Fine Jay links something that hurts your eyes like jalepeno contact lenses. Yeah, there's a warning, but who the hell is going to listen?

INSTAPUNDO SELF-DELENDA

Looks like Evil White Glenn hasn't quite figured out how this whole BlogWar thing works in the Ecosystem yet. Good news for the Alliance, because he linked QandO again. This time for a nice piece which refutes the idiot lefty mantra of "Bush went to war in Iraq to help out his big business buddies." It's worth a read.

THE LEMONATOR

Don't look at the new Lemon. It will kill you with laughter.

Best. French. Bashing. Ever.

Here's a snippet from the non-pictury part:

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Planning a trip to France? Below are some common French phrases. People will shout them at you often, so be sure to learn what they mean!

Disparaissent le yankee stupide à la maison!
Welcome to France!

J'espère que vous aimez le goût de ma salive.
Enjoy your meal.

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Oh yes, there's more. Drink alert in effect.

Did you even have to ask?

INSTALANCHE!

Q and O just got his first Instalanche for his post which posits an interesting theory on John Edward's possible political future. Since he's an Alliance member, Evil Glenn just shot himself in the toe. Everyone give Jon some congratulatory linkage, comments, and page views.

Oh, and Jon's parting shot at the end of the post is freakin' hilarious. Miss it at your own peril.

ROCKY F

Frank's got a new In My World up. It's much shorter than usual, but it's still got all the normal comedic punch. Think Sly Stallone in his prime.

Heh. Little Iraqi girl.