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Friday, September 12, 2003

NEW ALLIANCE ASSIGNMENT

Since Frank wanted the Alliance to do something in his absence, I gave the Alliance something to do. Answer the question:

What is Evil White Glenn's favorite song and why?

That should crank up the filthy lie quotient a bit. Links to answers will be posted Wednesday evening at HQ.

This should be a quick and easy way for talented bloggers on the sidelines to get their toes wet in the Blog War. Even if you want to stay neutral, it'll still be a link, and that should make it worth while. You can never have too many links.

Lookin' your direction, Owen...

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INSTALANCHE!

Of all the Escheresque, Twilight-Zoned events I could never have imagined anyway, this one takes the cake:

The Puppy Blender has requested to join the Blogger Alliance in seeking to defeat the Puppy Blender.

No, I am not kidding.

However, I am a bit dubious as to whether he can fulfill his Alliance obligations. Being an Alliance member carries with it certain duties and responsibilities. It's not all ham and plaques, you know. Will he put the banner in his sidebar? Will he post a filthy lie about himself? Can he actually make up a fake Glenn Reynolds quote? I mean, technically, every quote he tries to make up for himself will actually have been said by him, and therefore not be fake.

But most importantly, will he participate in the New Blog Showcase, or will he just water down our participation percentage and hand the sponsorship award over to the Axis of ~~Evil~~ Naughty?

Time will tell.

Indeed.

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MISHALANCHE!

He is the Emperor of the Rottweiler Empire. The King of Fisking. The Prince of Righteous Rage. A Danish immigrant who loves America more fiercely than anyone else I know.

And he linked to my latest filthy lie today.

Loyal Citizen Harvey is proud to be so honored.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

Which would explain Tom's shopping spree at Condoms-R-Us.

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ALLIANCE HQ ROUNDUP

It's been busy over there the last couple days. Currently we have:

Susie delinked inactive members, just like she promised, and explained why.

Romulus told prospective new members how to join - leave a comment to this post

I put up a serious post on writing an actual press release for the Blog War. Anyone who knows anything about PR is cordially invited to comment.

I reminded everyone what a great opportunity for linkage the Carnival & Bonfire are. I also pleaded for participation in the New Blog Showcase.

Susie, being the charming hostess that she is, actually SHOWED people how to vote in the New Blog Showcase. She's so cute when she mothers us :-)

Matt, I do believe it's your turn. Just because you have a brand-spank'n-new site doesn't mean you can't share a little love with the rest of the Alliance. At least wave to the nice people.

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