Bad Money

"The frightening power of Harvey's filthy lies makes me tremble like a Frenchman. I frequently wet myself in terror and... Oops... damn." - Glenn Reynolds

"Tact is a stranger to you. I like that." - Chris Muir - Day By Day

"The man is a FREAK and a WEIRDO!" - Vigilance Matters

"The nicest thing about having Harvey around is that he makes the raincoat flashers look suave." - Rocket Jones

"...a very, very sick person." - She Who Will Be Obeyed

"pervert of renown extraordinare" - Practical Penumbra

"He's a really nice guy even if he is a little bit weird and creepy sometimes." - Reflections in d minor

"Curmudgeonly Old Coot" - BigStick.US

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Sunday, August 31, 2003

PINGIN' AND PADDLIN'

Based on Susie's Battle Cry, she may have to change her Specialty from Alliance Pinger and Link-Madam to Alliance Mistress of Discipline and Obedience.

Bad Money's been a bad boy, so sign me up for a little correction...

By the way, the Battle Cry is not completely random, it's based on your name and gender and will return the same result if you enter the same text. I tried putting Bad Money in the box (checking male) and I got back something that was a bit stronger than I thought was appropriate to share. And entering Harvey got me nothing particularly entertaining.

But fool around with it yourself, and feel free to leave your results in the comments (or at least a link to your results).

posted by Harvey at 11:28:47 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

BLACKFIVE VS THE BULLY: PART 2

In the last exciting episode, little Blackfive was concerned about getting beaten up by bullies (as I mentioned here). He asked his father for advice and got, "Well, when Johnny has you cornered and is taunting you about your mother, punch him as hard as you can". From his father - the Episcopal priest.

Well, now we finally get to see how the deal goes down.

Just a hint: not as it was scripted, but still soul-satisfying.

Scroll down to 8/30/03 "Apologies from Blackfive..." if permalinks are Blogspotted.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

Grandma was very disappointed in Pie Face, since her other grandkids, Cookie Fingers and Guacamole Brains, had given her much more thoughtful presents.

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SYBIL TRACKING

After considering the excellent advice I got from everybody on my "which site traffic tracker should I use?" post, I decided to go with Ted's advice and have all three site traffic trackers going at once. Now I can spend hours going from one to the other in an orgy of self-absorption.

ADDENDUM: Newsflash from HQ: Sitemeter is requested/required on all Alliance blogs (as is membership in the Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem) so that we can prove, once and for all, that THE ALLIANCE, and not the evil Puppy Blender, is the heart of the Blogosphere.