BANKROLLING THE BLOGWAR
Since I've volunteered to be the Blogging Alliance's Secretary of the Treasury during the ongoing bloody conflict with the Axis of Naughty, I'm offering the following as the official worthless, inflationary, fiat currency. I kind of like the US design, so I'll stick with that for the basics. The fact that I'm too lazy (and lack the software) to Photoshop something better has nothing to do with it.
The front design has the small addition of a bone, to commemorate the millions of innocent puppies blended by the Nameless Evil Dark Lord of the Blogosphere. The purple symbolizes the, uh... um... color of new-born puppy blood… or something.
The back carries the new motto of "Question Authority". Yes, I know this was originally some filthy hippy saying, but if formerly pleasantly connoted words like "gay" and "bright" can be co-opted by groups with an agenda, who am I to buck a trend?
The motto serves as a reminder that authority must be earned my merit and hard work, not through the mere luck of having the most linked-to blog in the universe. Also, an authority that can't handle a few questions deserves no respect.
Ask the Nameless One a question, and what do you get? "Indeed", or "hmm".
Hell, those are the same meaningless noises I make when I pretend to be listening to my wife.
Ask Frank J a question, and you get... well, filthy lies
But they're DAMNED FUNNY filthy lies.
Coinage will consist solely of the following:
To insure stability, all Blogging Alliance currency will be pegged to the Somalian Shilling:
at an exchange rate of Avogadro's number to 1.
Instapundo Delenda Est
posted by Harvey at 6:10:46 PM permalink HOME
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