200 WORDS OR LESS:
A NEW FAD
Today's question comes from the book, "The Conversation Piece":
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#100: If you could start another fad along the lines of the Pet Rock craze of the 1970s, what inanimate object would you choose as the new "pet"?
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I tried starting a fad a while back, but during the preliminary focus group meeting…
Harv: Thanks for coming, kids. Now, you remember how much fun pet rocks were, right?
MacKenzie: What's a pet rock?
Harv: Never mind. Anyway, here’s my new creation: Shooty, the Pet Glock.
Maekenzee: My mommy says guns are evil.
Harv: Your mommy is a lying hag of a hippy. Now, this...
Makenzie: Is that the kill'n end?
Harv: No, you little hydrocephaloid, that's the beat'n end. Read the freakin' manual. Anyway, it's like a Tamagotchi. You just keep it fed with happy yum-yum bullets and...
Makynzi: But what does it do?
Harv: Most of the time it just sits & looks pretty, but it comes in handy for pest control. See that cockroach over there?
Shooty: Blam!
Cockroach: Splatter!
Harv: Works great on hippies, too.
Chorus: Waaaaahh! All our mommies are hippies!
Harv: Then die, you evil hellspawn! Here's a little chlorine for the gene pool!
Shooty: Blam! Blam! Blam!
Harv: Damn, they all got away. Well, Mrs. Brady, that's why you need more than 10 rounds in your magazine. Stress can really frink up your aim. *SIGH*... Back to the drawing board.
posted by Harvey at 10:35:43 PM permalink HOME
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