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	Monday, August 18, 2003

HOW TO DESCRIBE A 60-WATTER Interesting how IQ and light-bulb wattage run in about the same range. When I refer to someone as "dim", I'll occasionally tack on a reference to "being safe to put in a socket that's covered by a glass dome". Now, via Susie, I find this list of euphemisms for stupid people at Silver Blue. I was pleasantly surprised to see that I haven't heard them all before. My favorite: ---------- 4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. ----------- 19 others. Go take a look. Drink Alert in effect.   posted by Harvey at 10:13:41 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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