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Wednesday, August 27, 2003

TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

Ok, fine. So he was the ONLY customer...

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HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE HOAGIE?

Via HQ, I've finally found out what Evil Glenn is washing down when he drinks those puppy shakes (8-26-03 "Blog War News" if permalink is Blogspotted).

Disturbing but informative. Thanks, Patriette!

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BEST. FILTHY. LIE. EVER.

Via Technorati, I found that Don, over at Anger Management has a future history of the BlogWar at his site (8-27-03 "The Origins of War" if permalinks are Blogspotted). It's a Super-Atomic Drink Alert, and I enjoyed it so much that I've blogrolled him after just reading this one post.

Great job, Don!

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200 WORDS OR LESS:

HAUNTED HOUSE (A FILTHY LIE)

Today's question comes from the book, "The Conversation Piece":

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#288 How much money would a person have to pay you to spend one night alone in an old mansion that is supposedly haunted?

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Actually, I did it for a dollar just last week. As I lay awake in the terrifying shadows...

Harv: This ain't so bad. Easiest buck I ever made.

Spectre: WHOOOoooOOO! WHOOOoooOOO! [*trip* CRASH!] OW! Stupid darkness!

Harv: Who's there?

Spectre: 'Tis I, Bob Marley. You will be visited by three ghosts tonight�.

Harv: That was Jacob Marley, asshat, and... are you drinking a puppy shake?

Spectre: ...Crap. Ok, I'm the spirit of Evil Glenn.

Harv: You're... you're DEAD?

Spectre: What a bigoted thing to say! Just because I'm incorporeal, you automatically assume I'm dead. Animist!

Harv: Right. Sorry. So, what's your gig?

Spectre: I'm in league with Satan. In exchange for my already black and rotted soul, he gave me ultimate power over the blogosphere.

Harv: Old news, freakshow. Gimme something I can take to HQ.

Spectre: Isn't it obvious? I violate the sanctity of your home at an ungodly hour and I'm as annoying as a Frenchman at a UN Security Council meeting. Figure it out.

Harv: You're a TELEMARKETER?

Spectre: Reviewed your insurance needs, lately?

Harv: NOOOOOOOOO! No dollar is worth this! [flees in terror]

Evil Glenn is an insurance telemarketer. Spread the word.

Instapundo Delenda Est!

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