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  Friday, November 07, 2003


NEW ALLIANCE FILTHY LIE ASSIGNMENT POSTED

In an effort to get Evil Glenn a girlfriend so he can do something besides blog every 5 minutes, 24 hours a day, the new assignment:

Write a personals ad for Glenn Reynolds.

is available for doing. Much like Evil Glenn himself.


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EVIL GLENN POETRY ROUND-UP

The Ode to Glenn Reynolds poetry round-up has some of the best writing I've ever seen. I'm offering some tiny samplings of my particular favorites, but I strongly urge you to check the whole collection in addition to reading the full version of these:

Susie:

*********

'Tis seldom that mere mortal man,
enrobed in blurple ermine
does drink as often as he can
a cup of blended vermin.

*********

Heather:

*********

If only I
could summon nimble
words to pluck away thyne pups
before you siphon vitals from their wares.

A listless sigh escapes its
sound. It queries not a dogged
paw - a fading yelp.

Clouded sky erupts!
A lightning bolt askew
might frighten off a gnu
and separate your pup from you
(and leave you shaking sad and blue)
So true. So...true.

Still now. The blender whirs its final sound.
A rapture grasp'd in canine breath.
Escapes his sure intended death.
********

Physics Geek

********

A puppy a day
Never seems enough.
Oh, how I love the taste of Greyhounds;
Dachsunds are good, too.
Every canine has it benefits.
Two or three species are filling.
Others just taste good.
German Shepherds induce flatulence;
Labradors cause indigestion.
Each dog is a meal.
No dinner is complete without one.
No more puppy shakes?
Really, you can't be serious.
Eggs work for some people.
You might be one of them.
Not for me, though.
One dog a day is enough.
Large dogs or small ones.
Doesn't really matter.
Sipping is my life.

********

I left you more at the links. Be sure to check it out.

 


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