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	Friday, November 21, 2003

FILTHY LIE ROUND-UP... ... has been posted at HQ. As has the next Filthy Lie Assignment: What will Evil Glenn be doing for Thanksgiving? As for my pick o' the litter on the lies, it has to be Frizzen Sparks entry, part of which goes: ********** (Cheesy Techno Music Blaring) Announcer: "You know what TIIIIIME it is???" (you're not quite sure, but you think you saw a lighted sign saying "Respond appropriately or die screaming!" as the camera pans across the crowd) Audience: "It's the EVIL GLENN'S MANDATORY PURCHASE OF MY WONDERFUL PRODUCTS HOUR!" (Loud applause, as if every single person feels the need to not stand out as the one not applauding loudly enough) Announcer: "And here he is, our overlord, MAAAAAAAASTER GLENN!" (deafeningly anxious applause) Evil Glenn struts out wearing armor so black it seems to drain the light out of the room, with a resplendid cape the color of dried blood. Glenn: "Shut Up You Puling Spawn!" (instant silence) "Now It's Time To Sell My Goods To The Puling Spawn At Home, Isn't It Fools!" Audience: (chanting) "Yeeesssss Masssster" Glenn: "Very Well Then. Don, Who's Our Guest On The Showcase Tonight?" Announcer: "You've seen her on MTV. You've seen her on Monday Night Football. You've seen her endorsing every single product known to mankind except these. It's Britney Speeeeears!" Audience: (looking expectantly at Glenn) Glenn: "Very Well. Applaud If You Must." ********** Graumagus has been consistently creative and hilarious over the past few assignments, so I'm blogrolling his ass. Crap. He'll probably end up as yet another "blogger I'll never be funnier than". I wonder if he's one of Don's many bastard children?   posted by Harvey at 10:38:44 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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