AIEEE! MAD BOMBER!
Trey is not an Alliance member, but since the Precision Guided Humor target this week is the UN, he decided to have some fun with it. Now, I normally don't go giving out links before the round-up, but he wallops the collectivist bastards with FIFTY different mottos!
Warning: Random & Capricious Drink Alerts ARE in effect. Swallow first, then check the first 10:
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1. We’re the UN. We spit in the general direction of individual and national sovereignty. PA-TOOIE!
2. UN: Metaphorically shepherding compromise between food and poison since 1945
3. UN: Integrity? AAAA!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
4. UN: We never had any standards to start with so we can’t count this as a loss.
5. UN: Out to lunch
6. UN: We let the fox guard the henhouse because it’s good for the foxes’ self-esteem.
7. UN: Yes, we said that with a straight face.
8. UN: We’re high.
9. UN: Whatever. As long as you don’t call it “appeasement.”
10. UN: Rational? Go fish.
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I leave the other 40 as an exercise for the reader to discover.
I had to think about #29 for a few seconds, but when it hit me, I damn near fell outa my chair.
posted by Harvey at 11:28:02 PM permalink HOME
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