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  Wednesday, November 19, 2003


UDAY & QUSAY'S LAST WORDS

The Precision Guided Humor round-up has been posted at HQ, and there's some brutally funny stuff to be found. Samples from my favorites:

Trey:

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9. Qusay: laughing So, then Timmy goes, “TIMMY!” And… laughing harder I guess you just have to see it.

Uday: Are you high?

10. We fight for FREEDOM! No. Wait. How does it go again?

11. Two bottles of beer on the wall… Two bottles of beer… take one down-- AAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

12. Qusay: Wow. You brought a ton of money! Ew. Why does it smell like this.

Uday: Smiles, remembering how only a few shorts days ago he was rolling naked in that money with his beloved camel, Brenda.

13. Uday and Qusay together: in the dark, spinning, and chanting bloodymarybloodymarybloodymary…

14. Uday: I know we’re going to win and all, but do you think we should have brought so much Iraqi currency?

Qusay: Dude, we won’t spend that money. We’ll sell it to this guy on the internet who uses it on his website. He’ll pay top dollar… AMERICAN dollar!

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Graumagus:

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For the precision guided humor assignment this week, the alliance asked it's members to come up with Uday & Qusay's last words. I had a hard time with this, because It's hard to make anything that these roaches did seem funny. To get through this, I had to go into Suess mode:

American Commander: "Open fire we will do, if down your guns you have not threw, and come out hands up and try no trick, you better do this, do it quick!"

Uday: "Qusay what shall we do, they have us stuck, stuck like glue, peer outside and tell me right, the force they use to bind us tight."

Qusay: "Hummvees with machine guns mounted, hundreds of soldiers I have counted, many gunships out there flying, if we run I think we're dying!
Tanks with TOW missiles I have spied, are snipers out there, do they hide? They left no escape route overlooked, my brother I think that we're cooked."

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and Physics Geek:

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#4
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Uday: Toto, it looks like we're not in Kansas anymore.
Qusay: Would you STOP those stupid Wizard of Oz references! There driving me in- ::BOOM::

#5
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Uday: Do you think Satan remembers the contracts we signed with him?
Qusay: I dunno, but I've got a bad feeling about the demon over there with the 20 foot spiked penis who just mentioned the two unused prophylactics over in our corner of the room. ::BOOM::

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Whatever you do, DON'T cheat yourself out of the rest of Graumagus' answer.


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