UDAY & QUSAY'S LAST WORDS
The Precision Guided Humor round-up has been posted at HQ, and there's some brutally funny stuff to be found. Samples from my favorites:
Trey:
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9. Qusay: laughing So, then Timmy goes, “TIMMY!” And… laughing harder I guess you just have to see it.
Uday: Are you high?
10. We fight for FREEDOM! No. Wait. How does it go again?
11. Two bottles of beer on the wall… Two bottles of beer… take one down-- AAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
12. Qusay: Wow. You brought a ton of money! Ew. Why does it smell like this.
Uday: Smiles, remembering how only a few shorts days ago he was rolling naked in that money with his beloved camel, Brenda.
13. Uday and Qusay together: in the dark, spinning, and chanting bloodymarybloodymarybloodymary…
14. Uday: I know we’re going to win and all, but do you think we should have brought so much Iraqi currency?
Qusay: Dude, we won’t spend that money. We’ll sell it to this guy on the internet who uses it on his website. He’ll pay top dollar… AMERICAN dollar!
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Graumagus:
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For the precision guided humor assignment this week, the alliance
asked it's members to come up with Uday & Qusay's last words. I had
a hard time with this, because It's hard to make anything that these
roaches did seem funny. To get through this, I had to go into Suess
mode:
American Commander: "Open fire we will do, if down your guns you
have not threw, and come out hands up and try no trick, you better do
this, do it quick!"
Uday: "Qusay what shall we do, they have us stuck, stuck like glue,
peer outside and tell me right, the force they use to bind us tight."
Qusay: "Hummvees with machine guns mounted, hundreds of soldiers I
have counted, many gunships out there flying, if we run I think we're
dying! Tanks with TOW missiles I have spied, are snipers out there,
do they hide? They left no escape route overlooked, my brother I think
that we're cooked."
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and Physics Geek:
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#4 ---- Uday: Toto, it looks like we're not in Kansas anymore. Qusay: Would you STOP those stupid Wizard of Oz references! There driving me in- ::BOOM::
#5 ---- Uday: Do you think Satan remembers the contracts we signed with him? Qusay:
I dunno, but I've got a bad feeling about the demon over there with the
20 foot spiked penis who just mentioned the two unused prophylactics
over in our corner of the room. ::BOOM::
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Whatever you do, DON'T cheat yourself out of the rest of Graumagus' answer.
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