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	Monday, November 17, 2003

LAST WORDS Although I have no way to prove it , I strongly suspect that as that fateful missile sped towards them, one of the following may have been the last words of the Hussein boys (per the HQ Precision Guided Humor Assignment): 1) Pardon me, American Satan dogs, but do you have any Gray Poupon? 2) Uday: I fear we'll soon be riding in a fast car to hell. Qusay: Shotgun! 3) You remembered the tacky tie, but you forgot the inflatable camel? 4) Hey, they stopped shooting their guns at us. They'll probably give up & go away pretty soon 5) Don't worry, the first missle is always just a warning shot. 6) I'm NOT going to die a virgin! Uday, bend over! 7) Dammit Uday! Why did you bring Viagra and a condom? I said we were going to a WAR house! 8) I think I just pooped myself. 9) What's the air speed velocity of an unladen TOW missile? 10) Uday: American pigs! We will not die easy! Qusay: That's right! We have Viagra, and we will die hard! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! posted by Harvey at 8:13:27 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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