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	Monday, November 10, 2003

PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR ASSIGNMENT - UN MOTTO Yes, the UN needs a better motto than what it currently has (which is either nothing, or "Rice is Life") Here's my top 10: 10) UNable, UNaccountable, UNtrustworthy. 9) Dictators for rent or lease. Dial 1-800-OPPRESS. 8) Peace through superior surrender power. 7) We are too relevant. 6) Pitiful, yet unanimous. 5) Supporting world peace by ignoring genocide. 4) Appeasing, not opposing. 3) See? There is something more cowardly than a Frenchman. 2) Resolving terrorists back to the stone age. And the #1 suggestion for a UN motto: 1) More talk than a girl's slumber party, less action than a nun's vagina. SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! posted by Harvey at 7:47:40 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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