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	Sunday, November 16, 2003

CELEBRITY SPOKESMAN (A FILTHY LIE) I got an e-mail from my Blogless Brother Tom reporting on a frightening experience he just had while listening to the radio. Coincidentally, it also fulfills the requirements of this week’s Alliance assignment... ***************** Harv, I just heard this radio commercial..... Hey kids! Tired of the jocks pushing you around? Are hobos kicking sand in your face? Hi! I'm Evil Glenn Reynolds! I used to have the same problems, but I've developed a new product that makes them a thing of the past! Try my NEW Puppy Gainer 2000! The steroid-free way to bulk up fast, or for when you just need a quick energy boost before class. AND when you send in 2 UPC labels from any size can of Puppy Gainer 2000 and add 3 easy payments of $19.95 (+ $6.66 shipping & handling), you get this great Hobo Hammer weight set, perfectly balanced for hobo-whackin’-action and chrome-plated for easy clean up. These 10 pound hammers are a great way to build your upper body FAST, and if you act now, I'll include a copy of my new workout tape "Hobo Hammering to the Oldies". Give me just 6 minutes a day, I'll have you whackin’ hobos like a pro in no time!  You also get a blank contract for selling your soul to Satan, listing me as your sponsor(not valid in Hollywood, Las Vegas or Washington, D.C.). Act now, and, for a limited time, I'll also include a “Penguin Love” poster, absolutely free! So try my NEW Puppy Gainer 2000 today! In Vanilla, Chocolate Lab or new Poodleberry flavor... ...There might've been more, but I turned off the radio at that point. I really feel the need to take a shower, now. Type at you later. Blogless Brother Tom *********** My poor innocent blogless brother has been horribly scarred by the experience, and now he gets the twitchies every time he hears a radio station breaking for commercial. Just one more reason... INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST! posted by Harvey at 9:46:42 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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