Friday, August 27, 2004 | |
The Stunt Man Freudian slip of the day: Doug Collins, covering the USA vs. Argentina Olympic men's basketball game today for NBC, fleetingly referred to the American team as "the United Stunts of America" before correcting himself. It's an appropriate appellation. If Clinton had tried a stunt like Bush's war in Iraq, he would have been thrown out of office -- and deservedly so. During the Clinton impeachment hearings, there was speculation by some of his opponents about the possibility of pursuing criminal charges once he became a private citizen. The most rabid among them would probably have been satisfied with nothing short of decapitation. Sure, the guillotine is a barbaric form of capital punishment, but the option should be reserved for extreme circumstances. Besides, Bush would never notice his brain was missing. 1:24:23 PM |
The Blind Leading The Deaf & The Lame The Sydney Morning Herald calls the blind tenor Andrea Bocelli "The King of Popera" and explains why, although "he may be a hit with the masses," he "has few fans within opera's establishment":
In the same article, London opera critic Norman Lebrecht adds:
Contrast this with the widely-acclaimed German bass-baritone Thomas Quasthoff, whom I once saw in recital seamlessly segue from a Bach cantata to a stirring rendition of "Old Man River." Quasthoff, who was a thalidomide baby and consequently is barely four feet tall with virtually no arms, charmingly understates his affliction as follows:
Given their respective handicaps, neither Bocelli nor Quasthoff is likely to have a successful stage career in opera. And a joint appearance is even less probable, since audiences would then be faced with the specter of a blind man tripping over a dwarf. 11:41:07 AM |