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      Wednesday, June 11, 2003
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  Normally, I don't post these sorts of these goofy little things (they generally tend to be a little too sappy for my taste) but there's something about this one that is flat out giggly. Forgive me for the odd layout, I'm experimenting with tables.
 Your New Name
 
 
 
 
 
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  3rd letter of your first name to determine your New first name | 
  Use the 2nd letter of your
  last name to determine the 1st half of your new last name | 
   Use the 4th letter of your
  last name to determine the 2nd half of your new last name | 
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  | a = poopsie | 
  a = apple | 
  a = head | 
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   b = lumpy | 
  b = toilet | 
  b = mouth | 
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  | c = buttercup | 
   c = giggle | 
  c = face | 
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  | d = gidget | 
  d = burger | 
   d = nose | 
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  | e = crusty | 
  e = girdle | 
  e = tush | 
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  | f = greasy | 
  f = barf | 
  f = breath | 
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  | g = fluffy | 
  g = lizard | 
  g = pants | 
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  | h = cheeseball | 
  h = waffle | 
  h = shorts | 
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   i = chim-chim | 
  i = cootie | 
  i = lips | 
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  | j = stinky | 
   j = monkey | 
  j = honker | 
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  | k = flunky | 
  k = potty | 
   k = butt | 
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  | l = boobie | 
  l = liver | 
  l = brain | 
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  | m = pinky | 
  m = banana | 
  m = tushie | 
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  | n = zippy | 
  n = rhino | 
  n = chunks | 
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  | o = goober | 
  o = bubble | 
  o = hiney | 
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   p = doofus | 
  p = hamster | 
  p = biscuits | 
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  | q = slimy | 
   q = toad | 
  q = toes | 
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  | r = loopy | 
  r = gizzard | 
   r = buns | 
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  | s = snotty | 
  s = pizza | 
  s = fanny | 
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  | t = tootie | 
  t = gerbil | 
  t = sniffer | 
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  | u = dorkey | 
  u = chicken | 
  u = sprinkles | 
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  | v = squeezit | 
  v = pickle | 
  v = kisser | 
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   w = oprah | 
  w = chuckle | 
  w = squirt | 
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  | x = skipper | 
   x = tofu | 
  x = humperdinck | 
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  | y = dinky | 
  y = gorilla | 
   y = brains | 
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  | z = zsa-zsa | 
  z = stinker | 
  z = juice | 
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My new name is Crusty GirdleBrain. Somehow that seems appropriate. 
George Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Which also seems appropriate. 
      9:25:29 PM     
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